In my Spam folder this morning, I found a desperate plea from a Mrs. Julian in the UK, who’s dying and wants to share her vast wealth with me. You see, as she explained, she has no children, and she has cancer of the lug.
Of course I immediately wrote back and expressed how sorry I felt for her and anyone who has that tragic disease.
I haven’t heard back from her yet. But since I was so sympathetic, I’m sure she’ll get right back to me with instructions on how to make a deposit in her bank for shipping expenses, transfer fees, or whatever it is to get my money.
And I’ll be sure to do that. Cancer of the lug is a horrible disease and she deserves all the sympathy she can get.